| Dec 31 | Star Trek 2’s Secret Villain |
| Dec 30 | A Wakeup Call |
| Dec 29 | Chivalry |
| Dec 28 | Before And After Christmas |
| Dec 27 | Christmahanukwanzadan Indigestion |
| Dec 26 | Worstbuy’s Customer Service |
| Dec 25 | The Missing UPS Delivery |
| Dec 24 | Old People and Technology |
| Dec 23 | The Unintended Consequence of “Obama’s Gifts” |
| Dec 22 | Solution |
| Dec 21 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 5 |
| Dec 20 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 4 |
| Dec 19 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 3 |
| Dec 18 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 2 |
| Dec 17 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 1 |
| Dec 16 | Presidents’ Second Term Stumble |
| Dec 15 | Spoiler |
| Dec 14 | Crazy |
| Dec 13 | Demon |
| Dec 12 | Sasha |
| Dec 11 | Memoir |
| Dec 10 | Lemont’s Scary Memoir |
| Dec 9 | The Not-Jealous Man |
| Dec 8 | The Real Definition of Insanity |
| Dec 7 | Going Forward |
| Dec 6 | Liberals and their Taxes |
| Dec 5 | Slash |
| Dec 4 | Memories |
| Dec 3 | End |
| Dec 2 | TV These Days is Mindless Garbage |
| Dec 1 | The Election’s Over, Already |
| Nov 30 | The OTHER Solution for the Arab-Israeli Crisis |
| Nov 29 | The Solution for the Arab-Israeli Crisis |
| Nov 28 | The Arab-Israel Cycle of Violence |
| Nov 27 | The Strict Custody Arrangement |
| Nov 26 | Where’s C-Dog’s Jacket? |
| Nov 25 | Thanksgiving |
| Nov 24 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 38 |
| Nov 23 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 37 |
| Nov 22 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 36 |
| Nov 21 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 35 |
| Nov 20 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 34 |
| Nov 19 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 33 |
| Nov 18 | Why America’s Great Cities are Dying |
| Nov 17 | Miserable |
| Nov 16 | Billion |
| Nov 15 | Newgirl |
| Nov 14 | Jesus |
| Nov 13 | Countdown |
| Nov 12 | Warm and Fuzzy Oppression |
| Nov 11 | The Lesser of Two Evils |
| Nov 10 | Sayhi |
| Nov 9 | MSM |
| Nov 8 | Confession |
| Nov 7 | Gilligan |
| Nov 6 | One Vote Changes It All |
| Nov 5 | Mitt Clinton |
| Nov 4 | Mr. Dontvoteman is Knocking |
| Nov 3 | One Thing To Do Before I Die |
| Nov 2 | Just One Example of Republican Electoral Fraud |
| Nov 1 | Why Does C-Dog Eat So Slowly? |
| Oct 31 | It’s Time We Had “That Talk” |
| Oct 30 | A Lot Has Changed in Just Four Years |
| Oct 29 | Mitt Romney’s Ever-Changing Opinions |
| Oct 28 | The Ozzy the Undecided Voter Story, part 3 |
| Oct 27 | Parents, It’ll Cost You Two Dollars |
| Oct 26 | God Has Caller ID |
| Oct 25 | God’s Message for C-Dog |
| Oct 24 | God Walks With C-Dog |
| Oct 23 | God Speaketh to C-Dog |
| Oct 22 | While I’m Covering the Presidential Debate… |
| Oct 21 | What Lemont Wanted to Be When He Grew Up |
| Oct 20 | Why Not? |
| Oct 19 | Never Buy Fish on Sale |
| Oct 18 | What a Single Man Should Never Do |
| Oct 17 | Why Romney’s Losing the C-Dog Vote |
| Oct 16 | Obama’d Better Not Choke in the Debate Again |
| Oct 15 | Three Weeks Till the Election |
| Oct 14 | Fonts |
| Oct 13 | Lifespan |
| Oct 12 | Nicestthing |
| Oct 11 | Asleep |
| Oct 10 | Texting |
| Oct 9 | Extension |
| Oct 8 | Bigbaby |
| Oct 7 | Haiku |
| Oct 6 | Older |
| Oct 5 | Optimists |
| Oct 4 | Aliens |
| Oct 3 | Divisive |
| Oct 2 | Proof They’re Stealing the Vote |
| Oct 1 | When Men Dressed Like Men |
| Sep 30 | Void |
| Sep 29 | Idioms |
| Sep 28 | Toilet |
| Sep 27 | Going Back to Work |
| Sep 26 | Going Back to Work |
| Sep 25 | Going Back to Work |
| Sep 24 | Going Back to Work, part 1 |
| Sep 23 | Figmond’s New Thing |
| Sep 22 | Can’t Hardly Wait |
| Sep 21 | Change |
| Sep 20 | Empires |
| Sep 19 | Deathbed |
| Sep 18 | Eulogy |
| Sep 17 | Legacy |
| Sep 16 | Escalator |
| Sep 15 | Iphone |
| Sep 14 | Ultimatums |
| Sep 13 | Negative |
| Sep 12 | Meaning |
| Sep 11 | Sabbatical |
| Sep 10 | The Buck Stops |
| Sep 9 | Whatever Happened to Shared Experiences? |
| Sep 8 | Oatmeal |
| Sep 7 | Groundhog |
| Sep 6 | Viral |
| Sep 5 | Saving |
| Sep 4 | Townhall |
| Sep 3 | The Dependant |
| Sep 2 | The MacGuffin |
| Sep 1 | About Labor Day… |
| Aug 31 | What’s In a Name? |
| Aug 30 | The Republican National Convention |
| Aug 29 | The Republican National Convention |
| Aug 28 | The Republican National Convention |
| Aug 27 | The Republican National Convention |
| Aug 26 | Listen Vs. Hear |
| Aug 25 | There’s an Exception to Every Law |
| Aug 24 | Morality Vs. Ethics |
| Aug 23 | Another Year Older |
| Aug 22 | How To Tell When Something’s Wrong |
| Aug 21 | How To Get Rid of Roaches |
| Aug 20 | Voter ID, Voter Suppression |
| Aug 19 | She Can’t Walk Anymore |
| Aug 18 | The Downside of Security |
| Aug 17 | The Downside of Security |
| Aug 16 | The Downside of Security |
| Aug 15 | The Downside of Security |
| Aug 14 | Date A Chick |
| Aug 13 | Selective Attention |
| Aug 12 | Lionel’s Permanent Record |
| Aug 11 | Toast |
| Aug 10 | Cache |
| Aug 9 | Every Parent Goes Through This |
| Aug 8 | A Number From Fourteen to Ninety |
| Aug 7 | Math |
| Aug 6 | Michael Jackson’s Daughter |
| Aug 5 | Your Mom |
| Aug 4 | Why You Must Buy a House Now |
| Aug 3 | I Hate You With a Passion |
| Aug 2 | House Sitting |
| Aug 1 | Signs |
| Jul 31 | Sell All My Stocks Now |
| Jul 30 | The Comparison |
| Jul 29 | DC vs. Marvel |
| Jul 28 | That Time They All Decided |
| Jul 27 | Picking Up Lionel |
| Jul 26 | Picking Up Lionel |
| Jul 25 | Picking Up Lionel |
| Jul 24 | Picking Up Lionel |
| Jul 23 | Picking Up Lionel |
| Jul 22 | The Wakeup Call |
| Jul 21 | The Return of Phil Anders |
| Jul 20 | Never Ask What She Did Last Night |
| Jul 19 | Men Do Not Change |
| Jul 18 | The Return of Phil Anders |
| Jul 17 | The Return of Phil Anders |
| Jul 16 | The Return of Phil Anders |
| Jul 15 | Nobody Likes a Passive-Aggressive Person |
| Jul 14 | The Odd Couple |
| Jul 13 | The Odd Couple |
| Jul 12 | The Odd Couple |
| Jul 11 | The Odd Couple |
| Jul 10 | The Odd Couple |
| Jul 9 | The Odd Couple, part 1 |
| Jul 8 | The Whole Country Can’t Hold It |
| Jul 7 | First-World Problems |
| Jul 6 | Aborting Ill-Fated Relationships |
| Jul 5 | What Do Women Want Me to Be? |
| Jul 4 | First-World Problems |
| Jul 3 | Pick Up the Phone to Pick Up the Woman |
| Jul 2 | First-World Problems |
| Jul 1 | The Tooth Fairy |
| Jun 30 | How Lemmings Prove Time Travel Exists |
| Jun 29 | Blatant Voter Suppression Laws |
| Jun 28 | “I Am The Lord Thy God. About That Gay Marriage Thing…” |
| Jun 27 | Gay Marriage Fallout, part 2 |
| Jun 26 | Gay Marriage Fallout |
| Jun 25 | Proof Trickle Down Economics Works |
| Jun 24 | Citizens United |
| Jun 23 | Channel Surfing |
| Jun 22 | Guys Only Think About One Thing |
| Jun 21 | Ignoring Squared |
| Jun 20 | Is This All There Is? |
| Jun 19 | C-Dog’s Invisible Girlfriend |
| Jun 18 | People All Look Alike |
| Jun 17 | He Answered By Accident |
| Jun 16 | Fathers Day |
| Jun 15 | Father’s Day Memories |
| Jun 14 | Mind Over Matter, part 3 |
| Jun 13 | Mind Over Matter, part 2 |
| Jun 12 | Mind Over Matter, part 1 |
| Jun 11 | People Eating People |
| Jun 10 | A Waste of His Time |
| Jun 9 | The Thoughtful Gift |
| Jun 8 | Foreign Tourism is Booming |
| Jun 7 | 26 Months of Job Growth |
| Jun 6 | To Ask C-Dog a Favor is to Court Disaster |
| Jun 5 | Did Verizon Rip Us Off? |
| Jun 4 | P. Diddy’s Son Gets a Scholarship |
| Jun 3 | Mitt Romney Hates Long Hair |
| Jun 2 | Give Me Stuff I Didn’t Earn |
| Jun 1 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 32 |
| May 31 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 31 |
| May 30 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 30 |
| May 29 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 29 |
| May 28 | The Facebook IPO Flopped |
| May 27 | The Garden of Your Mind |
| May 26 | Governor Nottobama |
| May 25 | Hanging With Clyde |
| May 24 | Hanging With Clyde |
| May 23 | Hanging With Clyde |
| May 22 | C-Dog’s Fool-Proof Way to Get More Clicks |
| May 21 | Hanging With Clyde |
| May 20 | It’s All In His Head |
| May 19 | Melvin Got a Flat-Screen |
| May 18 | All Kids Need Allowance |
| May 17 | Flashback 1982 |
| May 16 | Unmade Inferences |
| May 15 | Wild Things, part 2 |
| May 14 | Where the Wild Things Aren’t |
| May 13 | Why He Never Answers His Phone |
| May 12 | The Stranger-Friend Calls |
| May 11 | Best Reasons to Get a Dog |
| May 10 | Did I Just Spit on His Face? |
| May 9 | Groupon |
| May 8 | Never Feign Interest |
| May 7 | Why You’re Racist for Disagreeing With Obama |
| May 6 | Benjamin Franklin’s Wisdom |
| May 5 | Razing Arizona |
| May 4 | Razing Arizona |
| May 3 | Razing Arizona |
| May 2 | Razing Arizona |
| May 1 | Razing Arizona |
| Apr 30 | Razing Arizona |
| Apr 29 | The Non Conformist |
| Apr 28 | What Should Happen to Habitual LOLers |
| Apr 27 | Sandpaper |
| Apr 26 | The Wayback Machine |
| Apr 25 | The Wayback Machine |
| Apr 24 | Secret Serviced, part 2 |
| Apr 23 | Secret Serviced |
| Apr 22 | About Average |
| Apr 21 | Robocalls |
| Apr 20 | Fat Jokes Are Mean |
| Apr 19 | C’Dog’s Directions |
| Apr 18 | She Liked It |
| Apr 17 | Those Strange People on my News Stream |
| Apr 16 | Real Men Like Hercules |
| Apr 15 | Quitting Bad Habits |
| Apr 14 | The War at Home, part 6 |
| Apr 13 | The War at Home, part 5 |
| Apr 12 | The War at Home, part 4 |
| Apr 11 | The War at Home, part 3 |
| Apr 10 | The War at Home, part 2 |
| Apr 9 | The War at Home, part 1 |
| Apr 8 | ABout Kelly, part 14 |
| Apr 7 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 6 |
| Apr 6 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 5 |
| Apr 5 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 4 |
| Apr 4 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 3 |
| Apr 3 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 2 |
| Apr 2 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 1 |
| Apr 1 | The Republican War on Women |
| Mar 31 | Cognitive Dissonance |
| Mar 30 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 28 |
| Mar 29 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 27 |
| Mar 28 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 26 |
| Mar 27 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 25 |
| Mar 26 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 24 |
| Mar 25 | Good Times |
| Mar 24 | No Birth Control For You, part 6 |
| Mar 23 | No Birth Control For You, part 5 |
| Mar 22 | No Birth Control For You, part 4 |
| Mar 21 | No Birth Control For You, part 3 |
| Mar 20 | No Birth Control For You, part 2 |
| Mar 19 | No Birth Control For You, part 1 |
| Mar 18 | Birth Control and the God Fallacy |
| Mar 17 | Daddy, What’s That? part 6 |
| Mar 16 | Daddy, What’s That? part 5 |
| Mar 15 | Daddy, What’s That? part 4 |
| Mar 14 | Daddy, What’s That? part 3 |
| Mar 13 | Daddy, What’s That? part 2 |
| Mar 12 | Daddy, What’s That? part 1 |
| Mar 11 | C-Dog’s New CD |
| Mar 10 | Juice Drink |
| Mar 9 | Old Testament Lemont |
| Mar 8 | Moon Landing, part 2 |
| Mar 7 | Moon Landing |
| Mar 6 | Primitive Cultures |
| Mar 5 | Politically Incorrect |
| Mar 4 | Preaching to the Reverend |
| Mar 3 | A Woman’s Heart is a Deep Ocean of Secrets |
| Mar 2 | Momma’s Always There. Sort of. |
| Mar 1 | Calling Momma |
| Feb 29 | Must… Not… Care… part 3 |
| Feb 28 | Must… Not… Care… part 2 |
| Feb 27 | Must… Not… Care… part 1 |
| Feb 26 | The Reason for Therapy |
| Feb 25 | Fallen Angel, part 6 |
| Feb 24 | Fallen Angel, part 5 |
| Feb 23 | Fallen Angel, part 4 |
| Feb 22 | Fallen Angel, part 3 |
| Feb 21 | Fallen Angel, part 2 |
| Feb 20 | Fallen Angel, part 1 |
| Feb 19 | Department of Homeland Insecurity |
| Feb 18 | Proposition 8 Repealed |
| Feb 17 | The Secret of Bashar Al-Assad |
| Feb 16 | You Can’t Spell “Assad” Without “Sad” |
| Feb 15 | Lunch With The Butcher of Syria |
| Feb 14 | THE unETHICAL JOURNALIST |
| Feb 13 | The Big Interview |
| Feb 12 | Obama Invented Progressive Taxation |
| Feb 11 | Monetizing Lemont’s Blog |
| Feb 10 | The Dubious Value of Dream Analysis |
| Feb 9 | Recursive Dreams are Disturbing |
| Feb 8 | Mistakes |
| Feb 7 | Dick Fink Strikes Again |
| Feb 6 | ACORN-ing Planned Parenthood |
| Feb 5 | Lemont Comes Out of the Closet |
| Feb 4 | Don’t Forget What You Are |
| Feb 3 | The Un-Checked Email |
| Feb 2 | The Obsolete Man |
| Feb 1 | Major in the Growth Industries |
| Jan 31 | The 90-Words-Per-Minute-Man |
| Jan 30 | Lots of Jobs Out There |
| Jan 29 | Obama the Tyrant |
| Jan 28 | The Rules of Speech are Arbitrary |
| Jan 27 | The Lesser of Two Evils |
| Jan 26 | The Voter Fraud Fraud |
| Jan 25 | Quite a Coincidence, part 3 |
| Jan 24 | Quite a Coincidence, part 2 |
| Jan 23 | Quite a Coincidence, part 1 |
| Jan 22 | Hollywood Values |
| Jan 21 | The Telemarketer |
| Jan 20 | He’ll Be Dead at 60 |
| Jan 19 | Bear With Me |
| Jan 18 | Voices in My Head |
| Jan 17 | Voices in My Head |
| Jan 16 | Voices in My Head |
| Jan 15 | Billions and Billions of Earths |
| Jan 14 | Pride Goeth…, part 6 |
| Jan 13 | Pride Goeth…, part 5 |
| Jan 12 | Pride Goeth…, part 4 |
| Jan 11 | Pride Goeth…, part 3 |
| Jan 10 | Pride Goeth…, part 2 |
| Jan 9 | Pride Goeth…, part 1 |
| Jan 8 | The New Year’s Resolution |
| Jan 7 | Mister, Will You Buy Me a Beer? |
| Jan 6 | Lemont Lives Large, part 5 |
| Jan 5 | Lemont Lives Large, part 4 |
| Jan 4 | Lemont Lives Large, part 3 |
| Jan 3 | Lemont Lives Large, part 2 |
| Jan 2 | Lemont Lives Large, part 1 |
| Jan 1 | Back on the Market |
